Now this is a story all about how
My 3-day weekend got me right out of town
And I liked to take a minute just sit right there
And tell you how I spent the weekend in Pennsylvania’s care.
In West Philadelphia for Columbus Day
On the hunt for stamps is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool,
Staying at a Sheraton with Wi-Fi but no pool.
A few years back a couple of guys were up to some good
Started making trouble in the neighborhood
With a Continental Congress their grievances they aired And soon Hancock said, “I’ll sign big. I ain’t scared!”
I jumped on the SEPTA when it came near
Dream of new stamps afresh
And adventure coming nearer
If anything I could say that this town was swell
but I thought nah, forget it
yo on to the Liberty Bell!
I hopped off the train feeling super great
I yelled to Thad Ross “Yo the king was such a hater!”
I looked at Independence Hall, I was finally there
To witness history in this famous square.